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They found him after he’d been brutally tended to death by fifty malfunctioning Agro-bots.
His corpse had been thoroughly weeded, fertilized, pruned, fungicided, insecticided, mulched, and watered.
Closer inspection revealed that the Agro-bots were still waiting for more work.
The forensics team suddenly realized they were not alone.