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To: NicknamedBob; Dead Corpse; Monkey Face

Weapons that go “zzzzzzzt” aren’t as personally satisfying as weapons that go “Boom!”, in my opinion.


305 posted on 05/03/2011 2:22:29 PM PDT by Tax-chick (We learned to be cool from you, JP2.)
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To: Tax-chick; Dead Corpse; Monkey Face; ColdOne; Darksheare
"Weapons that go “zzzzzzzt” aren’t as personally satisfying as weapons that go “Boom!”, in my opinion."

It depends. Having a mortal enemy disappear utterly, leaving nothing but the crackling end of a shoe-lace, is not only cleaner, there's less to have to explain.

Just pick up the remaining evidence by the aglet, drop it into a wastebasket, and turn with a mild expression when the officials inquire, "What's going on here?" and say:

"Oh, nothing Officer. Everyone here gets along just fine."

307 posted on 05/03/2011 3:33:50 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I get my exercise. I take my vitamins. I tell pain it can come along, but it'll have to ride in back)
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