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Swedish flamingoes massacred in frenzied anteater attack
The Local (Sweden) ^
| April 5, 2011
Posted on 04/07/2011 8:17:49 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement
A flock of ten flamingoes have met a brutal end at a zoo in Eskilstuna in eastern Sweden after a curious anteater broke into their compound and clawed them to death, leaving a further five birds nursing injuries.
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To: HKMk23
I dunno, I have mole ninjas in the lawn, and I have cupboard ninjas too!
They’re everywhere!
And they don’t speak much.
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posted on
05/04/2011 3:46:31 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: HKMk23
A wandering student runs acoss a gang led by Bok Choy.
They step aside and let their leader deal with the intruder.
The intruder goes through his repertoire of moves before tripping and landing in front of Bok Choy.
Bok Choy simply rolls forward and smothers the intruder.
The gang lifts their leader up and jubilantly declares Another Victory for Bok Choy! leaving the reader to wonder how many people were defetaed by a cabbage.
342
posted on
05/04/2011 3:48:15 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Darksheare; Monkey Face; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; stephenjohnbanker; NicknamedBob; HKMk23
343
posted on
05/04/2011 4:19:07 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(We learned to be cool from you, JP2.)
To: stephenjohnbanker
Maybe shacking up with Browqn MADE her gay? ;o]
344
posted on
05/04/2011 5:32:13 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
("I regret I wasn't born with opposable toes" Calvin to Hobbes)
To: Monkey Face
345
posted on
05/04/2011 5:58:06 AM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and Ford trucks)
To: stephenjohnbanker
Maybe I were awake I wouldn’t have said that!!
346
posted on
05/04/2011 6:07:43 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
("I regret I wasn't born with opposable toes" Calvin to Hobbes)
To: Monkey Face
347
posted on
05/04/2011 6:08:40 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(We learned to be cool from you, JP2.)
To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face
Well, the three of us are....
348
posted on
05/04/2011 6:25:29 AM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and Ford trucks)
To: stephenjohnbanker
I guess ... I did have a third cup of coffee.
Happy Star Wars Day. May the Force be with you! We should get “Spaceballs” in the mail from Netflix today ;-).
349
posted on
05/04/2011 6:30:05 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(We learned to be cool from you, JP2.)
To: Tax-chick
May the Schwartz be with you too!
350
posted on
05/04/2011 6:31:53 AM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and Ford trucks)
To: stephenjohnbanker
Are what? Awake? You dreamer...*er...*
351
posted on
05/04/2011 6:34:15 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
("I regret I wasn't born with opposable toes" Calvin to Hobbes)
To: Monkey Face
yeah....somethin like that ;-)
352
posted on
05/04/2011 6:36:55 AM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and Ford trucks)
To: Tax-chick
That cat is obviously up to something.
And my typos are really bad today.
353
posted on
05/04/2011 6:49:56 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: stephenjohnbanker
LOL!
Maybe I need some coffee...I’ve been buying the cold Starbucks frappe, and I really like it, except for it being so sweet. But maybe between the sugar and caffeine, it wakes me up.
354
posted on
05/04/2011 6:50:07 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
("I regret I wasn't born with opposable toes" Calvin to Hobbes)
To: Monkey Face
I buy cannisters of Trader Joes beans, then grind my own. My fave is Kona, but at 20 bux for a 12 ounce cannister
I pass ;-)
355
posted on
05/04/2011 7:04:48 AM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and Ford trucks)
To: Darksheare; Tax-chick; Monkey Face
Darks & Typos = normal day ;-)
356
posted on
05/04/2011 7:06:33 AM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and Ford trucks)
To: stephenjohnbanker; Monkey Face
I’ll bet you could order Kona beans from an internet supplier for a lot less.
357
posted on
05/04/2011 7:07:01 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(We learned to be cool from you, JP2.)
To: Darksheare
That is one of the more devilish cat expressions. Must be the ‘nips.
It rained here. Maybe some seeds will come up by the weekend, if it gets warm.
358
posted on
05/04/2011 7:10:24 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(We learned to be cool from you, JP2.)
To: Tax-chick
I looked around on the net, to no avail. If you run into it, please FReepmail it to me.
359
posted on
05/04/2011 7:16:22 AM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and Ford trucks)
To: stephenjohnbanker
Hmmmm. Maybe it’s one of those global warming things.
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posted on
05/04/2011 7:18:35 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(We learned to be cool from you, JP2.)
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