Swedish flamingoes massacred in frenzied anteater attack

The Local (Sweden) ^ | April 5, 2011

[ConservativeStatement]

A flock of ten flamingoes have met a brutal end at a zoo in Eskilstuna in eastern Sweden after a curious anteater broke into their compound and clawed them to death, leaving a further five birds nursing injuries.

[Monkey Face]

:flattens self on the floor:

*hilfe! hilfe!*

Ice cream works.

Besides: It was Colonel Mustard in the Library with the Wrench and the Spiderbots. James should consult with Pat on how Things Work.

[ThomasThomas]

Mustard is Yellow
Mr Green was white
I think conservatory must be a fancy English word for bathroom.

[Darksheare]

Sorry about that.

[Darksheare]

Weather forecast: Sunny with a possibility of kittehs, a chnce of catz in the afternoon followed by the dog tongue that would not dry.

[Monkey Face]

Aiii!

I’m ascared o’ katz! They iz KARNIVOREZ!!!

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I’m so skeered, I’m gwine ta bed!

[Tax-chick]

I don’t think it was spiderbots in the mustard. That would get them all sticky and attract ants into their circuitboards.

[ThomasThomas]

You know when people had “A” phone in there house and you were told” there are out watering the garden and will be with you in a minute” we all know what that really meant.

[Darksheare]

There, in the midst of the carnage, stood a heavily armed spiderbot weilding a lead pipe.
Nested ablative armor shells, focused pulsed plasma discharge arrays, multijointed battle legs, twin graspers on either side of angry seeming photograrrays in front of which waved the pipe.
I had to pause on the lead pipe.

[Darksheare]

Heading to bed, been a long day for me.

[Tax-chick]

Or if you had children, they would simply report, “She’s in the bathroom. Do you want to wait until she comes out?”

[Tax-chick]

The sleeps are arriving here, too. I’ll be up early watering the gardens again, although “they say” it will rain tomorrow night or Wednesday morning.

[Darksheare]

Or they’d help by opening the bathroom dfoor.

Door to door salesman, “Hey little girl, is your mom home?”

Rotten kid monster, “Yeah, she’s in here.” *Opens bathroom door*

[Tax-chick]

A cat is here snoozling at my ankles. I think their food bowl is emp

[ThomasThomas]

I have always preferred using the reading room. Not to be confused with the reading railroad, but then they very well could have a reading room on the reading railroad.

[NicknamedBob]

"A cat is here snoozling at my ankles. I think their food bowl is emp .... "

Oh, dear! Tax-chick interrupted mid-post.

It looks as though she's been dragged off by a carnivore ... again.

[sionnsar]

Along with the mustard-stained thread, it would appear.

Long day of meetings, and more meetings, followed by return to hotel then a trip to Fisherman's Wharf again for dinner tonight. Think I'm staying closer the rest of the trip, though there's a Persian restaurant near the local church I might try. If I get to services Wednesday I might even get to see the Archbis

[Tax-chick]

[NicknamedBob]

One can always hope that the carnivore dragging you off will become distracted.

[Tax-chick]

The carnivore went out to dig up the gardens. Nothing she likes better than freshly-turned topsoil ...

[visualops]

hahahaha too funny