Not funny! hahaha. Not my fault Haley lives three blocks away from me and went to the same HS! She will move to California now.
Wow, the three tenors about 300 pounds before...
SO I just get a phone call........”Hi Hon, its mom...you watching Idol? (yes mother) OK good...I will just take a minute...SO Im thinking about what to get your for your birthday...I was thinking earrings..........(mom, my birthday isnt for a long time).....SO...drop or round? ........(I dont wear earrings, mom)....And the kids from the church came by to help today...a few giggly girls, the pastor and a chubby middle school boy, so we didnt get much done.....(Ok mom...(as I am tapping my foot)....What did ya have for dinner, honey? Dad and I have not eaten yet, but we are thinking about maybe a grilled cheese.....(I dont eat mother, I watch IDOL and drink a cocktail).....SO you are watching the program now, are you? (Im trying to mother).......OK well tell me who ya think is gonna win (I cant tell, I can not hear the show)....SO should I call you back? (that would be nice mom, thanks).......
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is a snapshot of my evening :-)