What you said X 100!!
Harley Didn't hate it until she did the little breakdown and dance there in the middle. Took a turn for the stank there at the end.
Casey That upright bass makes me melt like BUTTAH!! The singing was meh.
Pickler II The Judds hair just isn't doing it for me. Singing-wise, it wasn't the worst rendition of this overplayed, overdone, oversung song.
James I'll give him props for good taste on song selection, but he ruined it with the pitch problems on those long notes. And whiskey tango foxtrot is with the Flambert hair?
Scotty Get's his Elvis impersonation moment. Joy. Wake me up when this is over. (oh wait. A Furlie attack? How contrived) (wait. wut? Jello thinks he has a flavor? I think I took a wrong turn back there somewhere and ended up in the wrong universe.)
Pia I was bored. It was technically solid. But boring.
Little Ricky Good grief. The flipping Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame is FULL of amazing ROCK songs. Why this? Why? By all that is holy, why?
Rod Lite The boy is way too effeminate to sing a Johnny Cash tune. His Little Shop of Horrors suit is more entertaining than this song.
Best of the night: Pickler II, Pia, and Casey. Everyone else should go home.