To: mystery-ak; twin2; EmilyGeiger; CAluvdubya; ConservativeMind; jocon307; kingu; TonyWpi; homemom; ...
We Interrupt Tonights Show To
Bring You Yet Another Important Announcement From
President Obama
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Tonight I can announce to the world that Casey Abrams has finally been eliminated from American Idol.
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Uhhh ... Wasn't Casey eliminated a week ago?
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Quiet you!
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I saw an opportunity, I formed a plan and I, myself, successfully had him removed from the show.
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But werent other people involved--
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Sorry.
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Now, I have decided not to release any photos of Casey's elimination.
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They're just too gruesome and they may incite his many fans to violence.
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But the American people deserve to know the truth.
So I have asked our very own Leon Panetta to provide a
visual rendering of the elimination. Take it away, Leon!
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Okay ...
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Here we see Casey being dragged away from the stage ...
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This is followed by a 45 minute ceremony backstage, in which Casey's body is washed ...
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Then draped in a clean white cloth ...
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And once that is completed, he is gently eased off the FOX Studio lot.
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Very good, Leon!
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Thanks!
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Now I understand that this--like my birth certificate--will not satisfy everyone.
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#%$@!
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So I have decided to entrust the real elimination photo,
along with other sensitive matierials,
to one very special person.
One person, say, who has won the 10,000th Post Prize more than anyone else.
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Congratulations, Lil' Freeper!
10,000th Post Winner!!
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You've won
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3,856 posted on
05/04/2011 5:09:12 PM PDT by
silent_jonny
(Thank you President Bush and God bless the US military)
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To: silent_jonny
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! GREAT Opening! That pic of Panetta smiling........he looks like Biggy Rat!
To: silent_jonny
I LOVE THE PRIZE!!!!
So glad I didn't win that pile of crap:)
3,863 posted on
05/04/2011 5:12:33 PM PDT by
twin2
To: silent_jonny
OMG That was incredible!!! Best. Opening. Evah!
3,864 posted on
05/04/2011 5:12:35 PM PDT by
retrokitten
(It took so long to see that truth was all around me- Ray LaMontagne)
To: silent_jonny
Evening Jonny
Love your opening tonight
3,866 posted on
05/04/2011 5:12:54 PM PDT by
Cudjo
To: silent_jonny
Haha!! Wonderful into jonny!!!
To: silent_jonny
3,872 posted on
05/04/2011 5:15:31 PM PDT by
CounterCounterCulture
(I have already previewed or do not wish to preview this composition.)
To: silent_jonny
Hi Jonny, brilliant intro post! I’d like to buy you a ‘Bin Laden’: two shots and a splash!
3,873 posted on
05/04/2011 5:15:35 PM PDT by
VampireStateNY
(Bleeding taxpayers dry since 1788!)
To: silent_jonny
LOL! Oh noes you printed the word Geronimo, you have upset the Indians.
To: silent_jonny
OMG, that is tooooooooooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3,877 posted on
05/04/2011 5:15:55 PM PDT by
peggybac
(In the contemporary world, they pulled a Pearl Harbor. We need to pull a Hiroshima.)
To: silent_jonny
ROFL Hi jonny:) thanks....
3,878 posted on
05/04/2011 5:16:59 PM PDT by
just me
(Children should be educated and instructed in the principles of freedom. (John Adams)
To: silent_jonny
OMG that is superb, jonny! ROFL!
3,879 posted on
05/04/2011 5:17:16 PM PDT by
arasina
(So there.)
To: silent_jonny
Laughing!!!
Hysterical! I only wish li’l Freeper would open the box here on the thread!!
To: silent_jonny
How did you manage to trap all that hot air in that little box? :)
To: silent_jonny
ROTFL even though this post took up my whole comments page.
3,895 posted on
05/04/2011 5:20:18 PM PDT by
greyfoxx39
(Why do people try to "out-nice" Jesus?)
To: silent_jonny
3,906 posted on
05/04/2011 5:23:39 PM PDT by
Mark was here
(It's either Obama or America. There cannot be both.)
To: silent_jonny
excellent !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3,910 posted on
05/04/2011 5:24:26 PM PDT by
advertising guy
(new drink...a Bin Laden.......................2 shots with a splash of water)
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To: silent_jonny
To: silent_jonny
That is PERFECT, Jonny! I looooooved the drawings—especially since I know that you are such an amazing artist!
Well done! *Standing O* (O for ovation, not that jerk in the White House that is seriously pissing me off even more than usual!)
3,939 posted on
05/04/2011 5:33:10 PM PDT by
Shelayne
(He who testifies to these things says, "Yes, I am coming quickly" Amen. Come, Lord Jesus! *Rev 22:20)
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