[NELSON111]

Six degrees of separation. We’re probably all related to John Lackland.

I am. At least twice. He's my 25th G-grandfather and my 27th G-grandfather.

[Verginius Rufus]

As a descendant of King John, does that mean you will consider the 800th anniversary of Magna Carta (coming up on June 15) to be something to be lamented rather than celebrated?