The mailman said to the boy, "Does your dog bite?"
"No," replied the boy.
Just then, the dog bit the mailman.
"Hey, "he yelled. "I thought your dog doesn't bite!"
"He doesn't," replied the boy, "but that's not my dog."
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There was a duck that went to a local store to buy chapstick,
the clerk asked if he would pay cash and the duck said,
no, just put it on my bill.
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"How many people work in your office?" the boss asked the department head.
"Oh, about half of them, sir!" .
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Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?
Dentist: Wear a brown tie. .
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LOL!!