[Dubya]

An old man was wondering if his wife had a hearing problem. So one night, he stood behind her while she was sitting in her chair. He spoke softly to her, "Honey, can you hear me?" There was no response.

He moved a little closer and said again, "Honey, can you hear me?" Still, there was no response. Finally, he moved right behind her and said, "Honey, can you hear me?"

She replied, "for the third time, yes!"

[Dubya]

Q: What do you do if Hillary Clinton throws a hand grenade at you?

A: Pull the pin and throw it back. .