Posted on 03/31/2011 9:31:17 PM PDT by JustAmy
A colleague asked : "What happened? "
She replied : "He asked if I am free tonight?'"
I said: "Yes."
And the bugger gave me 50 pages to type !!!
Nobody’s perfect..LOL
Move the curser for more pattern if you wish
Just be sure you move it veeerrry sloooowwwly! :)
Indeed, you do follow requests very well, Sir! ;) It was worth waiting for!
If you don’t mind, please ping me to your gorgeous pictures! I don’t want to miss them and this IS a fast-moving thread..as you will find out.
I hope you have a lovely week!
You’re welcome, Mary Lou
*HUGS*
EEEEEK!
LOL!
I just love hearing good news! :)
I’m there :)
Hee-hee! No tellin’ how many times I’ve done that! :)
more excuses for skipping out of work
1. I have to renew my driver’s license.
2. I have to get new license plates.
3. I have to stand in a long line for no good reason, while petty bureaucrats take inordinate amounts of time to work out the tiny problems that they detect in perfectly routine transactions. THEN I have to breeze by and renew my driver’s license and get new license plates.
4. I’ve got an urgent session with my therapist.
5. I’ve got a really urgent session with my therapist.
6. I’ve … I … I’m not … I don’t … I CAN’T COPE WITH THIS!!
7. I have to get my contact lenses fitted.
8. I have to get my hearing aid adjusted.
9. I have to get my big toe calibrated.
10. Hey, hey! The Monkees could be coming to our town.
11. My rheumatism is acting up. There’s going to be a terrible tornado.
12. My arthritis is acting up. There’s going to be a terrible blizzard.
13. The pharaoh is acting up. There’s going to be a terrible rain of frogs.
14. I need to give blood.
15. I need to give evidence.
16. I need to give up.
17. I’m going to my best friend’s engagement party.
18. I’m going to my best friend’s wedding.
19. I’m going to my best friend’s divorce. (We all knew it wouldn’t last. At the wedding, everybody threw Minute Rice.)
20. I have a seriously overdue library book that I have to return.
Spring thunderstorms pounded North Texas on Sunday, including Possum Kingdom Lake, giving firefighters there help in containing one of the largest blazes in the state.
About an inch of rain fell on the southern half of the lake Saturday, and more than an inch had fallen on the northern half by early Sunday evening.
I pray more rain comes in without any lightening!
Living in dry fire country I know what havoc those lightening strikes can wreak!
Old Computer Terms
BIT: A word used to describe computers, as in “Our son’s computer cost quite a bit.”
BOOT: What your friends give you because you spend too much time bragging about your computer skills.
BUG: What your eyes do after you stare at the big mean computer screen for more than 15 minutes. Also: what computer magazine companies do to you after they get your name on their mailing list.
CHIPS: The fattening, non-nutritional food computer users eat to avoid having to leave their keyboards for meals.
COPY: What you have to do during school tests because you spend too much time at the computer and not enough time studying.
CURSOR: What you turn into when you can’t get your computer to perform, as in “You Stupid computer!”
DISK: What goes out in your back after bending over a computer keyboard for seventeen hours at a clip.
DUMP: The place all your former hobbies wind up soon after you install your computer.
ERROR: What you made the first time you walked into a computer showroom to “just look.”
EXPANSION UNIT: The new room you have to build on to your home to house your computer and all its peripherals.
FLOPPY: The condition of a constant computer user’s stomach due to lack of exercise and a steady diet of junk food (see Chips”).
HARDWARE: Tools, such as lawn mowers, rakes and other heavy equipment you haven’t laid a finger on since getting your computer.
IBM: The kind of missile your family members and friends would like to drop on your computer so you’ll pay attention to them again.
MENU: What you’ll never see again after buying a computer because you’ll be too poor to eat in a restaurant.
MONITOR: Often thought to be a word associated with computers, this word actually refers to those obnoxious kids who always want to see your hall pass at school.
PROGRAMS: Those things you used to look at on your television before you hooked your computer up to it.
RETURN: What a lot of people do with their computers after only a week and a half.
TERMINAL: A place where you can find buses, trains and really good deals on hot computers.
WINDOW: What you heave the computer out of after you accidentally erase a program that took you three days to set up.
That should have said God Bless Texas! :)
Mark me down for number 4, dubya. I’ve got the lumbar scars to prove it.
When I had my last fusion done last year I took a piece of white tape and wrote, “To open cut along dotted line ————”, and taped it over previous incisions. Doc enjoyed my sense of humor. Wish I’d been awake to hear the OR personnel comments. :^)
Hope and pray you won’t experience any lightening strikes up in your neck of the woods, teenie.
Finally the rains came to Texas, dubya. That is good news.
that is so cool Luv W.. posted on my FB wall (and gave you credit)
awesome but tiring day
smooches for all
LOL....You’re a funny guy, DD!
Those dry thunderstorms are pretty scary. The sky has been threatening all week but so far we haven't had anything but warm overcast. Did you have those black clouds in the valley today? They were REALLY dark!
I read it God bless Texas. God did bless us with the rain alright.
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