Well shoot, you should have just come on over through our Southern border.....no problemo, senor y senorita. No red tape and no border control. Mucho easy!
I’ll take a pass on the Southern border given that I get sun-burnt in thirty minutes in the English summer.
The border police would be able to follow the trail of peeled skin and arrest me for illegal entry, assuming I hadn’t burned up like a vampire in a consecrated sun bed by the time they caught up.