[muawiyah]

I always get substitutions on specials ~ and the waiters make sure that happens for me every single time.

I also tip them.

There are some people who couldn't get a substitution if it were nothing but mashed potatoes instead of french fries.

[Sloth]

I always get substitutions on specials

That's being a much bigger p***k than the guy in the Wal-mart story. If you don't want to eat what's in the special, don't order the special.