[thackney]

It is good luck to rub a moose's nose.

It is better luck to rub a moose's nose through the fence.

BTW, a moose nose feels like jelly covered in velvet.

[Tupelo]

Nope. I ain't gonna do it.
One thing my dear old dad taught me many many years ago.

Never ever try to pet something that is bigger than you or is meaner than you. Actually he didn't say "pet" but I figured I would clean it up.