Except for the part that there is really no CEO involved.
In reality, the CEO is replaced by a politician who grabs ten of the cookies off the plate leaving one for the teapartier.
The politician then gives 8 of those ten cookies to the unionized public employee, keeping two for himself.
The unionized public employee promptly puts four of the cookies given to him by the politician back on the plate of the politician who now has six cookies.
The unionized public employee has four cookies, and the politician has six cookies.
When the teapartier opens his mouth to protest, the politician grabs the teapartier’s lone cookie and immediately stuffs it in his mouth.
The unionized public employee and politician immediately stand up, swiftly gather their cookies, and walk out laughing with their arms around each other’s shoulders.
While the teapartier watches in stunned disbelief, the waiter walks up to deposit a check on the table for 11 cookies, plus a bill for 102,000,000,000,000 cookies that have been eaten and distributed by the politician in the past, with a notice that his future earnings will be taken directly from his paycheck until the day he dies to pay for cookies for the union employee and the politician.
This is a stylized representation of the lib who sent it to me...