The union guy glares at the CEO, says, “Nice bunch a cookies you got there. Shame if something happened to them”. Then he took 10 of the cookies and passed them out to his friends, but not before he pocketed 5 of them for himself. The Tea Partier simply went into the kitchen and baked another batch, then handed them out to everyone on a first-come, first-served basis. After all, as a producer, the Tea Partier knew she could always bake more.
Excellent!
My favorite response!