[Salamander]

LOL....crawled there, done that.

[the dogs thought I was finally gonna get down and rough house with them]

The *worst* thing is when my left hip just up and decides it’s done for the day.

I’ll be walking along and suddenly the nerve pinches and *bip*...left leg goes all noodley.

Gets you some wild attention in a Wal*Mart, I guarantee.

[sorta looks like disco until I grab something to keep myself from falling over]

One time in Best Buy, I was hunkered down looking at something on a bottom shelf and when I stood up, the hip said “nope” and I just fell over like a turtle.

I bet 8 or 10 men just walked on by me, not even offering to help.

Chivalry is toast.

[Earthdweller]

"One time in Best Buy, I was hunkered down looking at something on a bottom shelf and when I stood up, the hip said “nope” and I just fell over like a turtle."

As my jolly old crippled auntie used to say, that's funnier than snot. LOL.

[TigersEye]

Gets you some wild attention in a Wal*Mart, I guarantee.
[sorta looks like disco until I grab something to keep myself from falling over]

I have a friend who did something like that once while shopping with his wife. Following along behind her he drug one leg and made some goofy face. People started giving her sympathetic looks. She finally snapped to what was going on and turned around and caught him at it.

She doesn't take him shopping anymore. ~8-P```

[Smokin' Joe]

I bet 8 or 10 men just walked on by me, not even offering to help. Chivalry is toast.

Nah. You just need to pick better places to fall over...(8^D)