[Dubya]

Cleaning Poem

I asked the Lord to tell me

Why my house is such a mess.

He asked if I'd been 'computering',

And I had to answer 'yes.'

He told me to get off my fanny

And tidy up the house.

And so I started cleaning up

The smudges off my mouse.

I wiped and shined the topside.

That really did the trick

I was just admiring my work.

I didn't mean to 'click.'

But click, I did, and oops I found

A real absorbing site.

That I got SO way into it.

I was into it all night.

Nothing's changed except my mouse

It's very, very shiny.

I guess my house will stay a mess

While I sit here on my hiney.

Thank you for being my e-mail buddy an dear friend!

[Dubya]

My wife and I went to the state fair and one of the
first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls.

We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,
' THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs. Smiled and said, He mated 50 times last year.'

We walked to the second pen which had a sign
attached that said,
''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife gave me a healthy jab and said,
'WOW~~That's more than twice a week! .
You could learn a lot from him.'

We walked to the third pen and it had a sign
attached that said, in capital letters,
'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'
My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
'That's once a day.
You could REALLY learn something from this one.'

I looked at her and said,
'Go over and ask him if it was
with the same old cow.'

My condition has been upgraded from critical
to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery. .

[MEG33]

Good Evening

Thank you for our Sunday Funnies, Dubya.
Hope you are having a blessed Lord's Day