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A friend and I stayed at a Chicago hotel while attending a convention. Since we weren’t used to the big city, we were overly concerned about security.

The first night we placed a chair against the door and stacked our luggage on it. To complete the barricade, we put the trash can on top. If an intruder tried to break in, we’d be sure to hear him.

Around 1 a.m. there was a knock on the door.

“Who is it?” my friend asked nervously.

“Honey,” a woman on the other side yelled, “you left your key in the door.”


1,244 posted on 03/13/2011 4:37:12 PM PDT by Dubya (JESUS SAVES)
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The U.S. Marine Corps Silent Drill Team performs at the commemoration ceremony for the 60th anniversary of the Jangjin "Chosin" Reservoir battle.

1,249 posted on 03/13/2011 4:48:29 PM PDT by Dubya (JESUS SAVES)
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LOL!


1,256 posted on 03/13/2011 5:43:47 PM PDT by jaycee ((("His eye is on the sparrow and I know He watches me.")))
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LOL Thanks for the Sunday Funnies. Dubya


1,261 posted on 03/13/2011 6:04:12 PM PDT by MEG33 (God Bless Our Military Men And Women)
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