[TheLawyerFormerlyKnownAsAl]

Research has already shown that they wore their head pelts backward and sported earrings.

[AGreatPer]

At least the Pirates were winning back then. (If they had boats???)

Wonder if they had brains enough to make boats.

We sure have a lot of questions to ask God when we get there.

[Kenny Bunk]

Look, we owe a lot to those Cro-Magnons. It would have taken several more millenia to discover that a spear can be thrown as well as used as a stabbing weapon. And frankly, I don't know if Neandertals could have ever come up with the thrower-gizmo.

But that is no reason for those bastards to cop a tude on Neandertals. It is also very unfair that their women can run faster than Neandertal men, whereas, their guys can always jump OUR women. Either that or those broads are just pretending to be slow?