Seriesly people.
We all need to do something about this global warming or the moslems are going to start world war three because they are starving to death and the resulting nuclear winter combined with the encroaching ice age will make for a snowball earth and we will all be dead people looking back saying if only we had done something and global warming will have won so we need to stop sitting around being disertituditionalists eating bonbons pooh-poohing our fate and survive beyond the obamination besetting us and if I go before he shows us his has anyone seen my medication oh there it is birth certificate I am not going to be a very happy person and who would want to be stuck in eternity with an unhappy me see ya I gotta go.
Fred! Punctuation! </grammar police>