[FormerACLUmember]

Loser pays. Any sympathy I might have for the parents is neutralized by this loathesome suit.

Their idiot daughter was a Darwin Award winner and future case on cable’s “1000 ways to Die” show.

I especially like the claim against the ER doctor who declared her dead.

[muawiyah]

Scanderhoovian surnames sometimes mean you can go into that intensely cold winter water, pass out, have your heart stop beating, and yet you can be pulled out, thawed, warmed up and sent on your way in weeks.

It'd be a shame to find some ignant local getting in the way of parties knowledgeable in that fact.

If assistance was denied then maslaughter charges are in order.

Not everyone dies when they appear to have crowned doggone it. Wish all these Souvrnr's'd figure that out