I have been trying to warn you people about this pole shift for years, but YOU JUST WON’T LISTEN!
It may be time to start hoarding refrigerator magnets and Tesla coils.
Screw the whales, save the Earf’s Poles. Do your part, conserve magnetism. Stop using your GPS systems you white capitalist magnetopathic SUV driving haters.
/Jack Daniels mode off.
I am listening. I am hoarding tin foil.