"Start your car and let it warm up for a few minutes. Then place the steaks directly on the engine block and drive to your friend’s house. By the time you get there, the steaks will be cooked. The ones nearest the spark plugs will be medium well. Those closer to the alternator will be rare to medium."
LOL..that technique also works with fish heads on a bad neighbor.
Lord this poor person is gonna end up throwing all those steaks away with the advice here. My selfisness is sayin..”Glad I’m not at his Super Bowl party”.