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To: SunkenCiv

The Voices have told me this is how it went down.

“Ok, you lot, here’s my idea. Trees! It’s the coming thing.

Hey, We’re neolithic guys, right? That’s new or late stone age to the neanderthal and Picts among you?

And we’re trying out this new thing called ‘farming’. I don’t know about you, but if I’m gonna live in one place and grow things to eat I gotta bust my buns from daybreak to setting sun. I got no time to be dragging those bloody great stones fifty miles so I can make it with some henge-poopsie once or twice a year at the solstice.

Right! So here’s the deal. No more bloody blue stones. We’re gonna use tree trunks and take the rest of the year off from henge building-—and the gods and priests can like it or lump it.


15 posted on 02/02/2011 10:06:45 PM PST by wildbill (You're just jealous because the Voices talk only to me.)
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To: wildbill

The stone age gave way to the wood age. ;’)


21 posted on 02/04/2011 4:14:03 AM PST by SunkenCiv (The 2nd Amendment follows right behind the 1st because some people are hard of hearing.)
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