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To: Dubya
"Dangerous Criminal"

One night, a lady stumbled into the police station with a black eye. She claimed she heard a noise in her back yard and went to investigate. The next thing she knew, she was hit in the eye and knocked out cold.

An officer was sent to her house to investigate, and he returned 1-1/2 hours later with a black eye.

"Did you get hit by the same person?" his captain asked.

"No," he replied. "I stepped on the same rake."

917 posted on 02/08/2011 7:05:10 PM PST by Dubya (JESUS SAVES)
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To: Dubya

LOL....good one Dubya!


918 posted on 02/08/2011 7:39:17 PM PST by oldteen
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To: Dubya
LOLOL!!
920 posted on 02/08/2011 8:07:09 PM PST by jaycee ((("His eye is on the sparrow and I know He watches me.")))
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While a farm girl was milking a cow, a bull tore across the meadow toward her. The girl did not stir, but continued milking.

Observers, who had run to safety, saw to their amazement that the bull stopped dead within a few yards of the girl, turned round and walked sadly away.

"Weren't you afraid?" asked everyone.

"Certainly not," said the girl. "I happened to know this cow is his mother-in-law."

922 posted on 02/09/2011 8:34:20 AM PST by Dubya (JESUS SAVES)
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