Please be advised I am tired of receiving questions about my dog who mauled 3 Muslims sitting on a rug near our neighborhood tennis court,
6 illegals wearing Obama t-shirts, 4 passersby wearing Pelosi t-shirts, 2 rappers,
a phone operator living in our neighborhood who asks callers to press #1 for English,
9 teenagers with their pants hanging down past their cracks,
a customer service desk person speaking in broken English,
10 flag burners, and a Pakistani taxi driver.
FOR THE LAST TIME........
THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE !!!
Love it, love it, Dubya!!!
The Patriot Micro Chip
THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists.
The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead. When properly installed it will allow the implantee to speak to (their) God.
(And, when properly installed it will allow the implantee to see their beloved virgins living in hell!)
The chip comes in many sizes suitable for the terrorists in question:
http://i56.tinypic.com/11tbgjm.jpg
The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly-skilled technician.
The implant may or may not be painless. Side effects, like headaches and nausea, are temporary. Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.
Please enjoy the security we provide for you.
Best regards,
The U.S. Marine Corps
EXCELLENT!
LOL
Were there any other dogs in that litter that might be for sale?
