I know what you mean, Teenie!
I LOVE a TRUE Monte Cristo Sandwich.
Problem is, no one makes them anymore.
(You know - cardiac scare everywhere!)
Well, I am SICK of being offered
Vegetables and TOFU on whole wheat pita bread!
(And then have to pretend it is DELICIOUS!)
I'm moving in with Paula Deen
Who FRIES her bacon in deep fat! LOL!
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You wanna know a secret? I went to lunch with ten lady friends several years back,
And, we were all looking at the menu, when I spotted the "Deep southern fried chicken sandwich, crispy and crunchy on the outside and juicy white meat chicken inside, served on a huge, homemade kaiser roll".
I said aloud, "Oh, MY GOODNESS, that Chicken sandwich sounds SOOoooo yummy!"
The server started taking orders around the table, and every single lady ordered the chicken sandwich - and then he came to me......"I'll have the garden salad (with no dressing), and one dry melba toast on the side."
Every one of my "FRIENDS" glared at me, and as soon as the server left, they all said "B**CH!" in unison!
(A joke, of course - LOL!)