A wife and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog. It has been in the next door backyard barking for hours and hours.
The husband jumps up out of bed and says, "I've had enough of this" and goes downstairs.
The husband finally comes back up to bed and his wife says, "Honey, the dog is still barking. What have you been doing?"
The husband says, "I put the dog in our backyard. Let's see how THEY like it!"
HELLO!!!! LOL!
The HMO account manager noticed that nearly every bill from a certain pediatrician’s office included the line item “Behavior modification reinforcers.”
Alarmed that the pediatrician was engaging in some unapproved, experimental psychological treatment, she called the physician’s office to inquire, “What on earth are behavior modification reinforcers?”
“Lollipops,” was the reply.