Oh honey, you're a young'un. The "real" hams know the value of their dots and dashes, and wait until the right moment to liberate us all, as only they will.
I just hope you haven't forgotten your training.
No, ma'am. I haven't forgotten my training. I can still build a Colpitts oscillator from a triode, a #2 pencil, and the foil from a cigarette pack. (not much call for that these days)
And not to put too fine a point on it, but I'm not a young'un, you are just older than dirt.
/johnny