Sorry. Your opus falls far short of FR’s high standards. You must express far more outrage, dish out a large dose of sarcasm or ad hominem, end with an air of indifference and add a perfunctory dash of graciousness at your farewell. Your end was good, but all other elements are lacking.
It’s also missing a demand to delete his account and every post he’s ever made. Has the art of opii fallen so low?