Betelguese will only go nova on Super Bowl Sunday as the Chicago Bears beat the date rapists from Steeltown.
I'm placing some kryptonite on board to repel the Usurper-in-Thief from attending the game. Talk about corruption, I bet he gets his front row box seats out of the US Tresury.
The scientist quoted said as early as this year- or sometime in the next million years.... gotta love those Daily Mail exaggerated headlines.