Whenever talk goes to women in heels I think of that scene in Ocean’s Eleven where Julia Roberts is walking towards the camera. I couldn’t believe that no one ever showed her how to walk properly. She walked like a cow. Course she’s so skinny you could drive a Mack truck between her legs, maybe should couldn’t get her legs closer together without the hip joints popping out. Remember those old plastic dolls, where when you pressed the legs together the legs would pop out if the body and fall off?
I want to start an adult charm school and teach things like how to walk in heels.