Well, in my case, you’d be shocked as hell when the hillbilly neighbor caps you for skulking around my house *or* the Dobe who ~won’t~ bark a “warning” rips your hand off when you stick it through the window.
[all of which is being recorded on interior/exterior surveillance cams, for my later viewing pleasure, of course]
:)
Nice touch ending that mayhem with a smiley face. LOL.