[dangus]

This is really funny, when you think about it:

The astronomers, condescending to the astrologers, are acting as if stars hundreds of billions of miles away control human destiny; the astrologers are saying, “Duh, we’re only using the names of those stars to name geometric points. Next you’re going to tell us we have to worship Thor on Thursday (Thor’s day.)”

[txhurl]

I just knew I was living a lie out of my Capricorn coffee mug all this time.

[Vaquero]

I was thor on thorsday