[240B]

I once stole this thing that one time, and then a moose bit my sister

really
she cried and everything

[Crimson Elephant]

I could have sworn I read somewhere recently that Wal Mart and Home Depot were actively NOT prosecuting shoplifting as to avoid legal fights/fees and one store (I forget which) fired an employee for trying to stop a shoplifter.

So...hmm.