[Snoopers-868th]

Well, call me stupid. Why oh why, do I never think to google.

Armour Lard:

http://www.buycheapr.com/us/result.jsp?ga=us3&q=armour+lard

[Still Thinking]

Holy cow (er, pig?)! 50 cents a pound, now we’re talkin!

[ladyvet]

That’s the hydrogenated kind....you don’t want that.