[DJ MacWoW]

You need to get the Mexican coke, it’s still made with cane sugar.

I wish I could. I don't even know how to go about doing that.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Ask the dude’s hanging around the local Home Depot where the nearest bodega is.

Or move to New Mexico, you’ll still be in the middle of nowhere but the foods better. ;)

[dangerdoc]

“You need to get the Mexican coke, it’s still made with cane sugar.

I wish I could. I don’t even know how to go about doing that.”

Turn on your local news. Make a map of arrests for drugs and locations of shootings. Drive to the center of that area and look for a sign that says Mercado.