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Janet in Slipknot, Iowa predicted that the United States will normalize relations with Cuba, allowing for President Obama to have a photo op on Cuban soil.

Only if Castro croaks.

2011 would be the "year of the floods," warned Joe in Pittsburgh, who foresees the central US being ravaged by such disasters.

If there's a lot of snow accumulation this winter, the floods would be due to a rapid spring thaw; that hasn't been the recent pattern, so this will probably be a miss, or even a mile.

A prominent MMA fighter will reveal that the UFC is fixed, said Rich.

Gosh, can the culture take the hit?

George in Kansas City envisions that, due to the eruption of an undersea volcano near Italy, the Vatican will uproot and move back to Avignon, France.

That's assuming Avignon would want them back, and that anyone remotely connected to political power in the Vatican would think it was a good idea. IOW, ain't gonna happen. Italy has more active volcanoes than any country in Europe (probably in the world), and many of the volcano types (in the professional jargon) come from Italian locations.

Butch predicted that Tiger Woods will connect with a Hollywood starlet, which will result in an improvement to his floundering golfing career.

Unfortunately, it'll be Lindsay Lohan.

Harold foresees an impact on the moon, possibly from a meteorite, throwing dust in the air and creating "a pretty nice light show in the sky."

Throwing dust into the air of the Moon -- which has very nearly none. I would like to witness a big impact on the Moon as was seen from Canturbury England in the 12th century, but I'm rarely outside at night to see such an event. It would have to be with advance warning I suspect.

The latest fashion trend to emerge from the hip hop world will be skirts for men, predicted Jenny.

Jenny's pre-op name was Jimmy.

Osama Bin Laden will finally be captured by the United States, thanks to the help of an informant, said Tony in Bethlehem, PA.

Never gonna happen. Even if there were an informant who could leak such a tip, Zero would never in a million years act on it.

Nathan in Davenport, Iowa said that Wikileaks will reveal that President Obama is really a reptilian.

And a pair of lumberjacks will use my next bowel movement for a log-rolling contest.

Attempting to go 2-for-2 (see below), Cornelius predicted a Super Bowl victory for the New Orleans Saints.

They're pretty healthy; they knocked off Atlanta (which has clinched anyway, I believe) last week.

Tornadoes will hit Los Angeles, warned Zacharia.

That one is basically impossible.

James in Topanga Canyon, California predicted that a scandal will cause Vladamir Putin's ouster from the Russian government, resulting in new Russian leadership which will align the nation with China.

I hope the scandal is, he's allergic to a couple dozen hot rounds of automatic weapons fire. Televised.

The end of reality TV will happen in 2011, said Bill in Santa Cruz.

When does it start?

Citing health concerns, Joe Biden will remove himself from the next presidential ticket, paving the way for Hilary Clinton to take his place as Obama's running mate, predicted Tom in Minneapolis.

Zed.

Michael in Oregon foresees Coast to Coast becoming the #1 talk show in the world in 2011.

Maybe in Philadelphia, now that Hannity and Beck have been dumped from the CBS affiliate. :') G'night all (for real this time).