LOL Wendy, I blame too much chocolate and Christmas candy! You said “if there was such a thing IN the world” I read “if there was such a thing AS the world” and I thought...well, I have finally managed to get myself into a parallel universe. How did that happen? Whew! It’s al good. :)
Part of the problem may be that I write in more complex and longer sentences than many people, sometimes they’re not hard to misread.