I have several theorems.
1. The Mayans stopped their calendar in 2012 because they ran out of rock, knew they were not going to be around then anyway, and thought it would be a good joke on us.
2. God did create the world in six days but he planted all kinds of false clues about evolution just so he could screw with the non-believers. (God has a warped sense of humor.)
I like them both....:)
[and why should I trust the “predictions” of folks who *didn’t* see the coming of the Conquistadores?]