Well, Im just a bastage for not making life simpler for everyone in the world.
Its a male tennis star going through TSA check point with a duffle bag of chocolate.
The Female agents confiscate his chocolate and then do a mock strip search of the male.
I now have a really clear understanding of what to expect.
As far as "making life simpler for everyone in the world"... Overly-dramatic hyperbole aside, you were the one handing out the invitations, some of us wanted to know what we were being invited to.