[The Comedian]

Oh, dude, do yourself a favor and get a hold on a copy of the original 1971 Andromeda Strain.

Microbes from space don't just reanimate the dead...

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Lurker]

That was the first “grown up” movie my dad took me to see. I was 8 years old. It scared the living crap out of me. Oh was my mom pissed at him!