Many moons ago my doctors were a man and wife, GP and Pediatrician for the kids. Anyway, he had a HUGE Sailfish mounted on the office wall. The kids were in awe of it.
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Sailfish are great gamefish -
We used to sometimes see one jumping on sports fishing shows on TV
But PETA and the PC idiots appear to have put a stop to that
I had a slightly more exciting experience attempting to outlast a large barracuda in a stare-down contest while diving off Hillsbourgh Lighthouse one summer
A bit of advice:
Never wear a shiny wristwatch with a shiny expandable band when diving
“Be the bait” is a lousy motto
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