A 2,000-year-old intact skeleton of an elderly woman was unearthed from a tomb from the early Western Han dynasty. (photo: cnhubei.com)
A 2,000-year-old intact skeleton of an elderly woman was unearthed from a tomb from the early Western Han dynasty. (photo: cnhubei.com)
Wow!
Now that’s elderly!
At 2,000 years old, what would you expect?
I'm a fraction of that and got some gray creeping in.
Bill Clinton: “I’d hit it.”
if I were a single man, I might ask that mummy out. That’s a good-looking mummy” —Bill Clinton ...
“Dear, this gray hair makes me look old. Would you like me to dye my hair to make me look younger.”
“Hon, I love you looking your age. Dyeing your hair would only make you look like a silly old woman.”
[Archeologists are in a quandry about the identification of a mummified body found stuffed into a wooden box at the foot of the tomb. It appeared that the man, perhaps a slave of the woman, was beaten to a pulp and placed there as some sort of sacrificial ritual.]
