[trisham]

The joke at our house is:

He/she

1. Backed over the cat..

2. Ignored the "Maint needed light"..

3. Forgot a beloved pair of corduroy pants in the dryer for an hour..

4. Insert sin here:_________________________

And the punch line is:

And that, Your Honour, is why I shot him/her.

It always makes us laugh, regardless of the offence. Imho, one has to find ways to laugh as often as possible in a marriage.

[dangerdoc]

You need to look at this.