[The Shrew]

You know, I thought it would be ok for me to skip Valentines day every year.

While living in Lincoln, Nebraska I was walking in the mall with my wife. I noticed that every single outfit displayed by the stores was in stunning Nebraska red. I said, "This place is football crazy! I mean it's the middle of winter and everything is red."

My wife looked at me with a scowl and replied, "You idiot. Valentine's Day is Saturday."

"Oh."

Regards,

TS

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My wife looked at me with a scowl and replied, "You idiot. Valentine's Day is Saturday."

and you are "The Shrew"?