My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, “What’s on TV?”
I said, “Dust.”
And then the fight started...
You know, I thought it would be ok for me to skip Valentines day every year. I told my wife that I should be able to show her every day how much I care for her. I don’t need to buy her things on a commercial holiday. I told her it was my way of protesting. She didn’t buy it.
Joan Rivers recalled that one night she and her husband were in bed and she was feeling bored so she asked him to talk dirty to her.
He replied, “The bedroom, the bathroom, the kitchen floor, the hall carpet, the windows....”
;^)