Oh No! I’m doomed.
I’m an old plumber who worked with lead pipe, lead caulked joints, lead bearing solder, etc.
No wonder I can’t seem to lose weight - I’m full of lead.
I wonder if I’d set off the alarms at a TSA checkpoint?!?
Ohh, and don’t forget, if you break one of those stupid CFL bulbs, you are to immediately call the fire department HAZMAT team to come and waste thousands of bucks to clean up a few tiny grains of mercury...What a joke.