Idioticy. H’mmm, I wonder if he’ll authorize quill pens? Whoops, nope, I remembered one needs to have a knife to make the point on the end of the quill. And we can’t have knives in school.
What about banning feet and hands? A person can be kicked to death by another person’s feet. Hands can be used to choke a person to death. I guess the superintendent will ban children from bringing their hands and feet to school next.
Nope. Don't forget, possession of feathers of birds of prey is a Federal Offense.
Might as well ban pencils if sixth-graders don’t know how to read or write.